The call of the wild has never been louder—sQuatch Fest 2025 is returning to Longview, Washington, on January 24 and 25, and it promises to be a roaring good time for Sasquatch enthusiasts and casual adventurers alike. Hosted by the Kelso Longview Chamber of Commerce, this annual event is packed with cryptid-centric fun, guest speakers, and activities guaranteed to make you wonder just how close Bigfoot might be to your backyard.
But here’s the real question: are you prepared for a potential Sasquatch encounter?
What to Expect at sQuatch Fest 2025
This year’s sQuatch Fest will bring together researchers, storytellers, and fans to delve into the fascinating world of Bigfoot. Highlights include:
- Expert Speakers: Renowned Sasquatch researchers will share their findings, theories, and maybe even a few spine-tingling stories.
- The sQuatch Marketplace: A treasure trove of Bigfoot-themed merchandise, perfect for collectors, enthusiasts, or anyone who needs a last-minute birthday gift for the cryptid fan in their life.
- Family-Friendly Fun: From photo ops with Bigfoot mascots to scavenger hunts, there’s something for everyone—assuming the whole family is willing to embrace the possibility of bipedal hominoids.
We Care About More Than Just Sasquatches!
Here at Squatch Away!®, we take our role as stewards of the environment seriously. That’s why we’re proud to remind you that our legendary Sasquatch repellent is specifically formulated to avoid disturbing the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.
Yes, the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus (Octopus paxarbolis)—a vital but delicate part of the region’s ecosystem—can rest easy, even if Sasquatches cannot. Thanks to our environmentally conscious formulation, you can safely enjoy sQuatch Fest and explore the area’s dense forests knowing you’re leaving its unique wildlife undisturbed. (After all, it’s tough enough being an arboreal octopus without chemical interference!)
Longview, Washington: Sasquatch and Tree Octopus Territory
Nestled in the Pacific Northwest—a hotbed of Sasquatch activity and the natural habitat of the rare tree octopus—Longview is the perfect setting for sQuatch Fest. Its proximity to dense forests and rugged landscapes makes it a prime spot for both avid researchers and casual explorers. But with great scenery comes great responsibility. Whether you’re protecting yourself from bipedal hominoids or respecting the local octopus population, Squatch Away!® is your ultimate companion.
Visit the sQuatch Marketplace (and Advocate for Squatch Away!®)
If you’re attending sQuatch Fest, be sure to swing by the sQuatch Marketplace. You’ll find everything from Bigfoot-themed art to cozy cryptid apparel. And while you’re at it, don’t forget to mention to the vendors that they should be carrying Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent—because nothing says “prepared enthusiast” like being safe and eco-conscious at the same time.
sQuatch Fest 2025: A Must-Attend Event
Whether you’re a die-hard Sasquatch fan or just looking for a unique way to spend a weekend, sQuatch Fest 2025 is an event you won’t want to miss. It’s a celebration of the wild, the mysterious, and the wonderfully strange—all set against the backdrop of one of the most cryptid-friendly regions in the world.
And remember: It’s better to be safe than squatched™. So grab your tickets, pack your Squatch Away!®, and enjoy the weekend knowing you’re ready for whatever the Pacific Northwest throws your way—two-legged or eight-armed.
Source: https://www.columbian.com/news/2025/jan/09/squatch-fest-returns-to-longview-this-month/
