Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

About Us

In the four centuries that have passed since the Wampanoag Indians entrusted our founders with the original Sasquatch Repellent formula, we have continually refined and improved our offerings.

It’s this effort and dedication that makes Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent not only more effective but infinitely more pleasant to the human senses. That’s why we guarantee our products over the inferior, and might we say foul-smelling, products of our upstart competitors.

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of our newly discovered Mythophobium. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

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