200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent

For best results, follow our simple 7 step process for using Squatch Away!® brand bigfoot repellent.

URGENT UPDATE: Through double-blind, quantitative research it has been discovered that the scent of coffee on or near the user of this product may diminish the effectiveness of the product during the cooler months south of the Tropic of Cancer. We stand behind our 200% guarantee yet advise the use of an additional 14 – 18% of the product if this situation applies to you.

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