Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Using Squatch Away!®

For best results, follow our simple 7 step process for using Squatch Away!®.

URGENT UPDATE: Through double-blind, quantitative research it has been discovered that the scent of coffee on or near the user of this product may diminish the effectiveness of the product during the cooler months south of the Tropic of Cancer. We stand behind our 200% guarantee yet advise the use of an additional 14 – 18% of the product if this situation applies to you.

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