Celebrating our
404 year not found
as the
The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT
Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman
Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™
Celebrating our
400th year
as the
The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT
Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman
Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness
Sasquatch Away, rebranded on October 20th, 2019 as Squatch Away!® is proud to be known as the most dependable and first on the market Sasquatch repellent on this continent. If we may be so bold, this great country of ours could not have existed without the assistance of our Sasquatch repellent throughout the years. If it was good enough for Lewis and Clark, it can certainly help you!
We’ve all experienced the frustration of having our belongs and our persons damaged and traumatized by the undesired activities of Big Foot and their ilk. No more do we have to live in fear of our belongs, our pets, or our families being terrorized by Bigfoot.
Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent has been defending home and hearth for 404 years from these interlopers.
Sasquatch Sightings Are Rising. Are Portage County Hikers Prepared?
Recent Sightings in Northeast Ohio Investigators recently reported a cluster of Sasquatch sightings in Portage County, Ohio, where several high credibility reports occurred within just a few days. Witnesses described tall, dark figures moving through wooded areas, crossing trails, and leaving unusually large footprints in muddy ground. Researchers monitoring these reports believe the activity may … Read more
Portage County Residents Need SquatchAway!® More Important Than Ever
Sasquatch Sightings in Portage County Recent reports of Sasquatch activity in Portage County have reminded many Northeast Ohio residents that encounters with large forest hominoids are unpredictable. When sightings begin circulating through a region, it is natural for campers, hikers, and rural homeowners to feel a renewed awareness of their surroundings, particularly in areas bordered … Read more
Sasquatch in the Slow Lane: Why This Texas Trucker Should’ve Been Packing Squatch Away!®
November 18 was just another day on the road for Wayne Yarian, a truck driver hauling down a stretch of highway near Garden Valley, Texas. Cruising along at 50 to 55 mph with a clear windshield and coffee in hand, Yarian spotted what can only be described as a classic case of unrepelled Sasquatch activity. … Read more
Sasquatch Summer Fest Returns to Oakridge: A Celebration of Mysticism, Mayhem, and Missed Opportunities for Squatch Away!®
If you’re heading to Oakridge, Oregon this July 11–12, pack your tent, your questions about interdimensional hominoids, and—for your own safety—a can of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. That’s right: the second annual Sasquatch Summer Fest is landing at Greenwaters Park, bringing together believers, skeptics, and researchers for two days of stories, speculation, and all … Read more
Terrifying Bigfoot Encounter on Highway 14A: South Dakota Woman Comes Within 2 Feet of Sasquatch
Sasquatches are known for keeping their distance. This one didn’t get the memo. On the night of June 23, a woman driving from Deadwood to Rapid City had what researchers are calling an “incredibly close encounter” with a 7-foot-tall hairy creature walking upright along the curves near Sturgis, South Dakota. According to her firsthand account, … Read more
On the Maine Bigfoot Trail: Discovery, Community, and the Urge to Spray First, Ask Questions Later
In the deep woods of Maine, where cell service fades and tree cover reigns supreme, a convoy of curious believers has taken to the trails—not in search of peace and quiet, but of something larger, louder, and profoundly more hairy. The Maine Bigfoot Foundation Inc. (MBFI), a volunteer-run nonprofit based in Skowhegan, isn’t just telling … Read more
