The Very Best

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent, doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

He wouldn’t have to be worrying about his barbecue grill if he’d used Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent.

Squatch Away!™ Cans
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