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SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness


He wouldn’t have to be worrying about his barbecue grill if he’d used Squatch Away!™ Sasquatch Repellent.

Squatch Away!™ Cans
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