History of Sasquatch Away!

Timeline

2019
October 20

Sasquatch Away rebrands to Squatch Away!

2009
June 27

Sasquatch Away is featured in “Retail” Comic

*Sasquatch Away does NOT work on bears.

1991
June 9

Whatcom County, Washington declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge area

Resolution No. 92-043

WHEREAS, legend, purported recent findings and spoor suggest that Bigfoot may exist; and WHEREAS, if such a creature exists, it is inadequately protected and in danger of death or injury; NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the Whatcom County Council that, Whatcom County is hereby declared a Sasquatch protection and refuge area, and all citizens are asked to recognize said status.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, this resolution shall be effective immediately. APPROVED this 9th day of June, 1991.

1967
October 20

Patterson and Gimlin test new Sasquatch Away formulation

1838
July 4

Sasquatch Away is standard issue for United States Army Corps of Topographical Engineers

1804
May 14

Lewis and Clark Expedition take Sasquatch Away on the first American expedition to cross the western portion of the United States

1797
October 20

David Thompson, widely regarded as the greatest land geographer that ever lived carries Sasquatch Away on all of his travels

1621
October 20

Wampanoag Indians introduce what is to become Sasquatch Away to Pilgrims

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