Embark with us on a thrilling voyage through eras long past, where folklore, legend, and the relentless pursuit of knowledge converge. From the early days when whispers of forest guardians circulated, to the dawn of the modern age, each chapter in the Squatch Away timeline is a testament to the indomitable spirit of exploration and innovation.
As you peruse this pages, you’ll witness how the Squatch Away brand has embraced change, riding the waves of time while remaining true to its core mission. Discover the moments of inspiration and the individuals who paved the way. Our historical timeline is a tribute to the many individuals who have contributed to shaping Squatch Away into the reputable entity it is today.
Unearth the secrets, chuckle at the anecdotes, and marvel at the transformation that has propelled Squatch Away from a mere concept to a timeless symbol of protection. Your journey into this historical tapestry promises to be as enlightening as it is entertaining, offering insights into the cultural and societal shifts that have accompanied the evolution of our beloved brand.
In 2019, we rebranded and unveiled another new logo. We learned our lesson and trademarked our new logo. Hopefully that will keep soda and movie companies from appropriating our intense efforts.
In 2012, we created yet another new logo. This time, it was stolen by a Christian mentorship program for boys. (Are you beginning to see a pattern here? We are.) At first, we were rather displeased, but after looking into the organization further we decided to encourage this repurposing.
Thanks for the shout out, but we want to go on the record that Sasquatch Away does NOT work on bears.
In 1990, a little known author used Sasquatch Away! as a pivotal plot element in the legal thriller “Squatch May Fall”.
In 1983, we unveiled yet another new logo. Again, a year later, some unknown movie stole our logo design. This is getting extremely annoying.
In 1976, we unveiled yet another new logo. This time, a year later, some unknown movie stole our logo design. This is getting annoying.
In 1973, we created yet another new logo as part of a St. Patrick’s Day event. This time, it was stolen by a basketball team. (Are you beginning to see a pattern? This is getting ridiculous.)
We were very pleased with our slogan “Keep Calm ’cause Bigfoot’s Gone”. Come to find out, the British government’s Ministry of Information copied our 1938 marketing campaign. Seeing that they used it in preparation for World War II, we did not discourage this repurposing. Unfortunately, this was not an isolated repurposing of our various branding and marketing efforts.
In 1936, we unveiled another new logo. Yet again, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and, of all things, put it on a movie studio.
In 1890, we unveiled a new logo. Unfortunately, a year later, another, larger, business stole our logo design and put it on a soft drink. Ridiculous.
Lewis & Clark found Sasquatch Away to be a critical element in their successful trek across America
Actual photograph of a Wampanoag Indian showing Pilgrims that there is an alternative to cowering in your homes while Bipedal Hominoids cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.
