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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Sasquatch Away The Musical

Who can forget the “Sasquatch Away The Musical”? The star studded cast and 20 original songs were the talk of Broadway back in the mid 80’s. James Cromwell‘s portrayal of multiple Sasquatch during the production was a sight to behold.

Unfortunately all extant video recordings of “Sasquatch Away The Musical” were destroyed in the 2008 Universal Studios fire. It was a great loss to the world.

There are rumors of an updated “Squatch Away!® The Musical”, with a target release October, 20th 2027. We’ll keep you posted as to the status of this production.

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