if a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings if Squatch Away! is properly used.
Please see our handy “how to” video for proper usage of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent.
*If photographic or videographic proof of a non-human, bipedal, cryptozoological hominoid invasion is provided to us. We’ll replace double your purchase of our latest formulation.