Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

200% Guarantee*

if a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings if Squatch Away! is properly used.

Please see our handy “how to” video for proper usage of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent.

*If photographic or videographic proof of a non-human, bipedal, cryptozoological hominoid invasion is provided to us. We’ll replace double your purchase of our latest formulation.

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