200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

200% Guarantee*

if a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings if Squatch Away! is properly used.

Please see our handy “how to” video for proper usage of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent.

*If photographic or videographic proof of a non-human, bipedal, cryptozoological hominoid invasion is provided to us. We’ll replace double your purchase of our latest formulation.

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