200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

200% Guarantee*

if a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings if Squatch Away! is properly used.

Please see our handy “how to” video for proper usage of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent.

*If photographic or videographic proof of a non-human, bipedal, cryptozoological hominoid invasion is provided to us. We’ll replace double your purchase of our latest formulation.

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