if a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings if Squatch Away! is properly used.
Please see our handy “how to” video for proper usage of Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent.
*If photographic or videographic proof of a non-human, bipedal, cryptozoological hominoid invasion is provided to us. We’ll replace double your purchase of our latest formulation.