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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

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If you think you’ve got a product that has excellent Sasquatch repelling properties, reach out to us.

We’re always looking for products that can repel Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

We’ll run your product through our thorough vetting processes. If we find that your product has the superior Bigfoot repelling properties worth of the Squatch Away!™ name. We’ll partner with you and list your product with the other fine Squatch Away!™ products both online and offline.

Contact us to get the process started!

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