Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Rose Scent Sasquatch Repellent


The Very Best

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of our newly discovered Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’ve specially formulated Squatch Away!® with a delightful Rose aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Sasquatch. While a dozen roses may be nice, nothing says “I love you and I want to protect you” like our Rose scented Sasquatch Repellent.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can. Must be shipped ground.

SKU: SA-A-ROSE Category:

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in


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