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Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Polynesian Luau Scent Sasquatch Repellent

$12.99

The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

Just in time for Summer, we’ve specially formulated Squatch Away!® with a delightful Polynesian Luau aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Sasquatch™.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.
SKU: SA-A-LUAU Category:

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in

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Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Polynesian Luau Scent Sasquatch Repellent
$12.99
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