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Squatch Away!® Original Fresh Pine Scent Sasquatch Repellent

$12.99

The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

We’ve specially formulated Squatch Away!™ with a delightful pine aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Sasquatch™.

Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent is designed to protect you from the big hairy beasts that are trying to ruin your outdoor retreat. It is a long lasting protection that should be used throughout the entire year. It is a simple and hassle free way to get the peace of mind you deserve while you get away from civilization.

When Squatch Away!® Bigfoot Repellent was first introduced back in 1621, it quickly became the most popular, and most effective, repellent on the market. Now, Squatch Away!® has taken a bold new step, and is now available in a more effective formula that is longer-lasting and more powerful. Squatch Away!® is the only anti-Sasquatch repellent on the market that has a 200% guaranteed. With a one spray of Squatch Away!®, Bigfoot and Yeti are sure to be on the run.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.
SKU: SA-A-PINE Category:

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in

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$12.99
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