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Washington State 2023 Bigfoot Festival

June 17 & 18, 2023In the dense forests of northern Washington, scientists, experts, and fans of the legendary creature Bigfoot will gather for the 2023 Bigfoot Festival in Metaline Falls, Washington. The best thing about this Bigfoot Festival besides being held in actual Bigfoot country is that almost all the events are free! The weekend … Read more

2023 Bigfoot events in Oscoda, MI

The Oscoda-AuSable Chamber of Commerce has two Bigfoot events scheduled this year. First, there’s the Bigfoot Pre-Bash slated for this Saturday, June 3, which will be followed by the Bigfoot Bash main event Sept. 29-30. The June 3 Bigfoot Pre-Bash will be held at the Shoreline Players Theater, 6000 N. Skeel Ave. in Oscoda, while … Read more

Get All of Your Bigfoot Related Questions Answered by an Expert in Old Town, Maine

Get ready to dive into the mysterious world of Bigfoot as renowned researcher Mike Familant takes the metaphorical stage with an enthralling exploration into the realm of the unknown. Held at the Old Town Public Library, 46 Middle St, Old Town, ME 04468 on Monday, July 10th, from 4 pm to 5:45 pm Source: https://q1065.fm/get-all-of-your-bigfoot-related-questions-answered-by-an-expert-in-old-town/

The Fresno Nightcrawler

We’ve had inquiries as to whether or not Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would be effective in repelling the Fresno Nightcrawler. Unfortunately, we have not had the opportunity to test our latest formulation against the Fresno Nightcrawler. So at this point, we’ll just have to classify it as “Most Likely”, but we will not be … Read more

Bigfoot calling contest in Owensboro, Kentucky

On May 26, 2023 there will be a Bigfoot calling contest at GeoWoodstock XIX, the world’s largest geocaching festival. Better have some Squatch Away!® on hand, in case they get results! Source: https://www.messenger-inquirer.com/features/fa5-has-everything-from-blues-to-bigfoot/article_6453e828-b89c-5f50-af19-7531628c73e7.html

Bigfoot forum coming to Spokane Valley

Bigfoot researchers will be here June 17, 2023 for the third annual Sasquatch Roundup to share evidence, stories and encounters. The event will run from 9 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. in the Spokane Valley Event Center, 10514 East Sprague Avenue, Spokane Valley, WA 99206 There is a fee to attend the event. Jeff Meldrum will … Read more

Bigfoot researcher to present at Friends’ Library

Mike Familant, a Bigfoot researcher and producer of the documentary series, “In the Shadow of Big Red Eye” will be presenting his experiences researching and tracking down North America’s most iconic, mystical creature. The presentation will take place at the Friends’ Memorial Library at 230 Chase Street, Kane, PA 16735 on Wednesday, June 7 at … Read more

Do You Have What It Takes?

Here at Squatch Away!®, we know the importance of quality protection from bipedal hominoids- that’s why we work tirelessly to formulate the very best Sasquatch repellent that money can buy. Meet the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps! This disciplined group operates across the world, all with one purpose: testing Squatch Away!® out in the real … Read more

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