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Squatch Away!®: The Essential Solution to Big Foot’s Latest Shenanigans in Caerphilly

Recent news from Caerphilly, Wales, has stirred the Sasquatch enthusiast community worldwide. Size 23 footprints, akin to those of the legendary Bigfoot, have been discovered, along with what appears to be a lair. This sighting aligns with the classic hallmarks of a Sasquatch presence, sparking both intrigue and concern among locals and tourists alike. In … Read more

Squatch Away!®: The Must-Have for Camping in Putnam County’s Bigfoot Territory

A recent camping trip in Putnam County, NY, turned from a serene getaway into a nerve-wracking experience for a couple due to a possible Bigfoot encounter. This incident, reported by the Bigfoot Researchers of the Hudson Valley, involved strange vocalizations and movements near their campsite after nightfall, leading the couple to abandon their outdoor adventure … Read more

Join the Excitement at the Bigfoot Fest in Molena, Pike County!

Get ready for an extraordinary experience at the Bigfoot Fest, happening on November 18th in Molena, Pike County, Georgia! (10 Spring Rd. Molena, GA 30258) This unique festival, scheduled from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., promises a day full of fun, including music, vendors, the Elkins Creek 5K, and a 1-mile fun run/walk. This year’s … Read more

Eerie Yowie Evidence in North Queensland: A Reminder to Stay Prepared with Squatch Away!®

A recent resurgence of footage from North Queensland, Australia, has brought the elusive yowie, Australia’s answer to Bigfoot, back into the limelight. The video, thought to have been filmed several years ago, captures a chilling discovery by a group of workers: a wild boar cleanly split in half, with large, unusual footprints leading away into … Read more

The Bigfoot Café

If you ever get to visit The Bigfoot Café in Pine Mountain Club, California, tell them they need to carry Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. The Bigfoot Café16241 Askin DrPine Mountain Club, CA 93222

Embrace the Extraordinary with Squatch Away!®

For over four centuries, Squatch Away!® has stood as a bastion of protection against the elusive and sometimes intrusive Sasquatch. As we celebrate our 402nd year, we’re reminded of our humble beginnings and the legendary endorsement by none other than Lewis and Clark. Our legacy is not just in longevity but in innovation—constantly improving our … Read more

Unleashing the Power of Variety: The Story Behind Our Diverse Sasquatch Repellent Scents

Picture this: you’re trekking through the dense forests, engulfed by the beauty of nature, when suddenly you catch a glimpse of something mysterious lurking among the trees. It’s the legendary Sasquatch, renowned for its elusiveness and captivating allure. As the fascination with this mythical creature continues to grow, so does the demand for effective Sasquatch … Read more

Washington State 2023 Bigfoot Festival

June 17 & 18, 2023In the dense forests of northern Washington, scientists, experts, and fans of the legendary creature Bigfoot will gather for the 2023 Bigfoot Festival in Metaline Falls, Washington. The best thing about this Bigfoot Festival besides being held in actual Bigfoot country is that almost all the events are free! The weekend … Read more

2023 Bigfoot events in Oscoda, MI

The Oscoda-AuSable Chamber of Commerce has two Bigfoot events scheduled this year. First, there’s the Bigfoot Pre-Bash slated for this Saturday, June 3, which will be followed by the Bigfoot Bash main event Sept. 29-30. The June 3 Bigfoot Pre-Bash will be held at the Shoreline Players Theater, 6000 N. Skeel Ave. in Oscoda, while … Read more

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