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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Don’t forget Squatch Away!® for the Garage

An often overlook location to apply Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent is the garage, barn, or shed. Yes, bigfoots are known to cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™, but it is often an overlooked fact that they also partial to power tools and farm equipment. Had the previous owner of this zero … Read more

Forget masks, all children should be equipped with Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent when leaving the house

We’ve warned people time and time again. Never leave home without Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. You never know when it may come in handy. I’ll bet the parents of these party guests never imagined how important it is to carry Bigfoot repellent. Had Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent been properly applied, these poor children would not … Read more

The Ballad of Bigfoot Busting Bill

We found this interesting piece of Sasquatch repelling history in our archives. It appears to be from the early 1940’s, but the paper was so faded, it’s hard to make out some of the details.             Once upon a time, there was a town called Boonieville. The town was peaceful and located in the middle of a forest … Read more

Everyone else is on TikTok, why not the Squatch?

In Bigfoot news, Oregonian Mike Bodewitz, of Springfield, has published four short videos on TikTok of the critters, who are quietly watching him through the bushes out in the woods (tiktok.com/@mike_bodewitz). He doesn’t say exactly where the videos of these two separate April encounters happened, but they are all accompanied by the hashtag #OregonSasquatch. His … Read more

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