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Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

The Bigfoot Café

If you ever get to visit The Bigfoot Café in Pine Mountain Club, California, tell them they need to carry Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent. The Bigfoot Café16241 Askin DrPine Mountain Club, CA 93222

Cryptozoology & Paranormal Museum

The next time you’re in at the Cryptozoology & Paranormal Museum in Littleton, North Carolina, tell ’em they need to carry Squatch Away!™ in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://crypto-para.org/

North American Bigfoot Center

The next time you’re in the North American Bigfoot Center in Boring, OR, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://northamericanbigfootcenter.com/museum/

Expedition Bigfoot! The Sasquatch Museum

The next time you’re in at Expedition Bigfoot! The Sasquatch Museum in Blue Ridge, GA, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://www.expeditionbigfoot.com/

Bigfoot BBQ in Flagstaff, Arizona

The next time you’re in the Bigfoot BBQ in Flagstaff, Arizona, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://bigfootbbq.com/

Bigfoot Discovery Museum

The next time you’re in the Bigfoot Discovery Museum is a museum in Felton, California, tell ’em they need to carry Sasquatch Away in their gift shop. We appreciate you spreading the word! Source: https://www.bigfootdiscoveryproject.com/

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