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Missouri Man Claims a Bigfoot Was Drawn to His Very Awesome Tunes

Gary from Columbia, Missouri, experienced an intriguing Bigfoot encounter, possibly attracted by his classic rock music. This unique situation highlights a critical oversight in Sasquatch preparedness. While Gary’s love for ’80s tunes is commendable, his Sasquatch defense strategy could use an upgrade. This is a perfect example of why Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent is essential for anyone in Sasquatch-prone areas. Unlike Gary, ensure your outdoor experiences are safeguarded against unexpected cryptid encounters with Squatch Away!®.

For the full story on Gary’s encounter, visit 101 The Eagle.

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