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‘Bigfoot’ is spotted walking through rural Colorado: ‘We were looking for elk’

The encounter Shannon Parker and Stetson Tyler had with a Bigfoot-like figure in rural Colorado, while intriguing, is a perfect example of when Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would have been invaluable. Had they been equipped with our repellent, they might have continued their elk-spotting journey uninterrupted, free from the worry of attracting any cryptid attention. This incident underscores the importance of always being prepared with Squatch Away!® when exploring or traversing areas known for Sasquatch sightings.

Source: ‘Bigfoot’ is spotted walking through rural Colorado: ‘We were looking for elk’

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