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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

If you’re going to South Downs bring the Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent

Reports of a mysterious Bigfoot-like creature in England’s South Downs, as described by witnesses Mike Brown and Michael Brindle, emphasize the unexpected nature of such encounters. These sightings, characterized by growling noises and swift movements, could have been less distressing with Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. This situation underscores the importance of being prepared, even in locations not traditionally associated with Bigfoot activity. Squatch Away!® offers peace of mind for adventurers exploring the unknown.

For the full story and witness accounts, visit Unexplained Mysteries.

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