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405th anniversary

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Watermelon Scent Sasquatch Repellent

$12.99

The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

Just in time for summer adventures, we’ve specially crafted Squatch Away!® with a refreshingly juicy Watermelon aroma. Sweet and nostalgic like a backyard picnic, this scent is delightful to you—but totally repulsive to Sasquatch™. While a slice of watermelon might say “summer fun,” nothing says “Squatch free picnics” quite like our Watermelon scented Sasquatch Repellent. Stay fresh. Stay safe. Stay Squatch-free.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in

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Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Watermelon Scent Sasquatch Repellent
$12.99
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