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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Fizzlestix’s Sasquatch Burger Named the Official Burger of Squatch Away!®

Formulating the very best sasquatch repellent can be time consuming work. At the end of those long days, we’re looking for a bigfoot sized meal to satisfy our hunger. We’ve finally found a meal that’s up to the task:

Introducing the Sasquatch Burger at Fizzlestix Kitchen + Bar in Massillon, Ohio.

Forget about ordinary hamburger buns, this is two whole grilled cheese sandwiches being utilized for a bun. Even better, the grilled cheese sandwiches have two different cheese in them. It’s like 3 meals in one.

The fries are awesome too! You can either get them plain or you can get them decorated 15 different ways.

Pro Tip: Ask for some of their barbecue sauce to drizzle on the Sasquatch Burger and dip your fries in.

If you go to Fizzlestix, tell ’em Squatch Away!® sent ya!

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