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Wampanoag Indians introduce what is to become Sasquatch Away to Pilgrims

Actual photograph of a Wampanoag Indian showing Pilgrims that there is an alternative to cowering in your homes while Bipedal Hominoids cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

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