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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

St. Patrick’s Day 1973 Logo

In 1973, we created yet another new logo as part of a St. Patrick’s Day event. This time, it was stolen by a basketball team. (Are you beginning to see a pattern? This is getting ridiculous.)

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