Thanks for the shout out, but we want to go on the record that Sasquatch Away does NOT work on bears.
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The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Squatch Away!® has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."