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William Henry Harrison Uses Sasquatch Away During the Battle of Tippecanoe

Governor of Indiana Territory, William Henry Harrison, used Sasquatch Away in the Battle of Tippecanoe to ensure that sasquatches would not interfere with his troops, thus helping his soldiers win the battle.

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