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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Sasquatch Away rebrands to Squatch Away!


In 2019, we rebranded and unveiled another new logo. We learned our lesson and trademarked our new logo. Hopefully that will keep soda and movie companies from appropriating our intense efforts.

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