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Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Celebrating our

404 year not found

as the

The Very Best

SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

Celebrating our

400th year

as the

The Very Best

SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness

Sasquatch Away, rebranded on October 20th, 2019 as Squatch Away!® is proud to be known as the most dependable and first on the market Sasquatch repellent on this continent. If we may be so bold, this great country of ours could not have existed without the assistance of our Sasquatch repellent throughout the years. If it was good enough for Lewis and Clark, it can certainly help you!

We’ve all experienced the frustration of having our belongs and our persons damaged and traumatized by the undesired activities of Big Foot and their ilk. No more do we have to live in fear of our belongs, our pets, or our families being terrorized by Bigfoot.

Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch repellent has been defending home and hearth for 404 years from these interlopers.

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