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Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference set for July 25, 2020 with all-star lineup of ‘Squatch experts

GATLINBURG, TENN. – There are countless theories surrounding the legendary Bigfoot. Is it a bipedal member of the ape family? The “missing link?” An alien? Surrender to the call of the wild and decide for yourself at the second annual Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, on July 25, 2020. This highly anticipated event attracts … Read more

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