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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
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Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Empire State Building

Daniel is Doing the 2023 Empire State Run-Up on October 4th at 8 PM

This will be his second time. He’s already surpassed last year’s fundraising and is going to definitely shave some time off his 29 minute 17 second time from last year, which placed him fifth in the world in his age group during last year’s climb.

Squatch Away!® is going to be there with him.

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