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doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

R.O.U.S. Away!™ “Wuv, Twue Wuv” Rodent of Unusual Size Repellent

$12.99

The Very Best
RODENT OF UNUSUAL SIZE REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Rodent of Unusual Size

Repels  Rodent of Unusual Size
that may cause intimidation and chaos
under the cover of fire swamps™

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’ve specially formulated “Wuv, True Wuv” ROUS-Away!™ with a delightful Rose aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Rodent of Unusual Size™. While a dozen roses may be nice, nothing says “I love you and I want to protect you” like our Rose scented R.O.U.S. Repellent.

After overwhelming demand, Squatch Away!® is proud to unveil “R.O.U.S. Away™“, as the most dependable and first on the market Rodent of Unusual Size repellent on this continent.

We’ve all experienced the frustration of having our belongs and our persons damaged and traumatized by the undesired activities of R.O.U.S.’s. No more do we have to live in fear of our belongs, our pets, or our families being terrorized by Rodents of Unusual Size.

You can depend on R.O.U.S. Away!™ brand Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) repellent to defend your home and hearth from these interlopers.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.

SKU: RA-A-WUV-1 Category:

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in

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R.O.U.S. Away!™ “Wuv, Twue Wuv” Rodent of Unusual Size Repellent
$12.99
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