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R.O.U.S. Away!™ “Wuv, Twue Wuv” Rodent of Unusual Size Repellent


The Very Best

Long Lasting Protection From
Rodent of Unusual Size

Repels  Rodent of Unusual Size
that may cause intimidation and chaos
under the cover of fire swamps™

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’ve specially formulated “Wuv, True Wuv” ROUS-Away!™ with a delightful Rose aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Rodent of Unusual Size™. While a dozen roses may be nice, nothing says “I love you and I want to protect you” like our Rose scented R.O.U.S. Repellent.

At R.O.U.S. Away!™, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) in our lives. This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

R.O.U.S. Away!™ Rodents of Unusual Size Repellent is designed to protect you from the big hairy beasts that are trying to ruin your outdoor retreat. It is a long lasting protection that should be used throughout the entire year. It is a simple and hassle free way to get the peace of mind you deserve while you get away from civilization.

8 Oz. (227 g) aerosol can.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.

SKU: RA-A-WUV-1 Category:

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in


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