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405th anniversary

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

Squatch Away!® It's better to be safe than squatched!™

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Squatch Away!® Edible Sasquatch Repellent – Habanero Flavor

$12.99

Edible SQUATCH AWAY® Habanero Hot Sauce Repellent

Turn up the heat and keep the beast at bay! Our Squatch Away!® Edible Sasquatch Repellent – Habanero Flavor combines fiery flavor with field-tested Sasquatch-repelling ingredients, creating the only condiment that says, “Don’t mess with my burger—or my campsite.” Whether you’re grilling in the woods or picnicking in Bigfoot country, a few drops of this tongue-tingling blend will delight your tastebuds and send even the boldest cryptid running for cover. Perfect for wings, chili, and self-defense. Use liberally—but maybe not if you’re trying to make friends with Sasquatch.

Additional information

Weight 11 oz
Dimensions 9 × 3 × 3 in

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Squatch Away!® Edible Sasquatch Repellent – Habanero Flavor
$12.99
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