A recent sighting has brought Bigfoot closer to the nation’s capital than ever before. According to a report from Irish Star, a man driving through Spotsylvania County, Virginia—just 60 miles from Washington D.C.—claimed to have seen a large, human-like creature sprint across the road in front of his vehicle. Described as standing between 7 and 8 feet tall, the figure reportedly crossed the road in just a few strides before disappearing into the woods.
This sighting serves as a stark reminder that Sasquatch encounters can occur when least expected, even near urban centers. For over four centuries, Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent has been the trusted solution for such unexpected meetings. Our primary tagline says it all: “Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™.”
Whether you’re commuting through rural areas or enjoying a weekend getaway in the countryside, it’s essential to be prepared. Squatch Away!® offers peace of mind, ensuring that your travels remain uninterrupted by unexpected Sasquatch crossings.
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If you visit local outdoor retailers or gift shops in the Washington D.C. area, don’t forget to suggest they stock Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. After all, with sightings inching closer to the capital, it’s better to be safe than sorry.
Stay vigilant, stay prepared, and keep Squatch Away!® by your side.
