Bigfoot enthusiasts, rejoice! Alberta has added yet another chapter to the ever-growing Sasquatch saga. A recent documentary by filmmaker Mike Wanders dives deep into the province’s cryptid-rich wilderness, spotlighting stories of mysterious sightings and eerie encounters. While the documentary raises questions, we at Squatch Away!® know there’s only one real takeaway: Sasquatches are alive, well, and roaming—at least, until they get a whiff of our legendary repellent.
Alberta: Sasquatch Central?
The vast, untamed landscapes of Alberta have long been a prime habitat for bipedal hominoids of the hairy variety. Between its dense forests and hidden valleys, it’s no surprise that locals and adventurers alike report strange sightings. Wanders’ documentary, fittingly titled Bigfoot and Me, chronicles these encounters, exploring the emotional and sometimes hair-raising tales of those who claim to have come face-to-face with the creature.
These accounts include everything from enormous footprints in the snow to glimpses of shadowy figures darting through the woods. One hiker even reported hearing guttural roars that sounded like a “bear crossed with a trombone.” (If that doesn’t scream Sasquatch, we don’t know what does.)
The Real Question: Were They Prepared?
While the documentary celebrates Alberta’s Sasquatch lore, it also serves as a glaring reminder: most people who encounter Bigfoot aren’t ready. Sure, they may have camping gear, trail mix, and a charged phone for blurry photos, but they’re missing the most critical item—Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent.
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Mike Wanders: Storyteller or Sasquatch Whisperer?
Wanders’ fascination with Bigfoot is palpable, but it begs the question: has he ever used Squatch Away!®? Filmmakers like him tread into Sasquatch territory unprotected, relying on luck (or bravery) instead of a tried-and-true defense.
Mike, if you’re reading this, let us help. Imagine how many more stories you could uncover if you weren’t worried about getting squatched yourself. Consider Squatch Away!® your creative insurance policy.
Alberta’s Wilderness Awaits—But Be Smart
Alberta’s lush wilderness is a must-visit for anyone seeking adventure, stunning scenery, or perhaps a glimpse of the elusive Sasquatch. Whether you’re hiking through Kananaskis Country, camping in Banff, or simply taking in the Rockies, remember this: Squatch Away!® is your ultimate safeguard against bipedal chaos.
If you’re passing through Alberta, make sure to suggest to local gift shops (and maybe Wanders himself) that they stock up on Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. Because while Sasquatch sightings make for great documentaries, it’s better to be safe than squatched™.
Final Thoughts: The Sasquatch Are Out There
Wanders’ documentary is yet another testament to the undeniable reality of Bigfoot’s existence. These creatures are alive, active, and clearly avoiding anyone who has Squatch Away!® in their pack. So, whether you’re heading to Alberta or just prepping for your next woodland adventure, trust the repellent that’s been keeping Sasquatches at bay for over 400 years.
Source: https://dailyhive.com/calgary/bigfoot-alberta-documentary-mike-wanders
