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Bigfoot sightings are inevitable at Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park

It’s Bigfoot! Not the REAL Bigfoot but a large statue of the creature that arrived at Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park earlier this year.

The statue is placed in hidden locations within the state park’s boundaries.

If you come across him, be sure to take a selfie. Post the selfie to your social media accounts with the hashtags #CoralPinkSandDunes and #SandSquatch.

Personally I cannot speak to the wisdom of this idea – what do you do when you want to attract ducks to your pond? You put out decoys! So I’m terribly worried this “decoy” bigfoot will attract the undue, and no doubt unwanted attention of the local Sasquatch tribes.

If you’re living in Utah or any other state that’s putting out Bigfoot decoys, stock up now on Squatch Away before a large, hairy beast invites itself to your next cookout.

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