Volunteer position for Bigfoot research project.
This Fall. In Texas.
Safety not guaranteed.
Must have strong work ethic and some camping skills.
Reward: Fame
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Sounds interesting. Surely you would be allowed to carry a firearm, in case the thing wants to carry you away as a pet, a mate or as food.