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6 thoughts on “Human Bait Needed”

  1. I’ve been his bait before without trying. Want to see it agin. Have great skills for staying for days in the woods and have all my own things.

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  2. I just want to go camping and if Bigfoot makes an appearance then so be it, if not then I’ll have had a fun time camping.

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  3. I’ve seen him in Montana. Was on a 2 week trip in the yellow stone… I got pictures but never posted for government reasons. It’s worth a fortune and I don’t wanna die over it like people believing in space ships and aliens… Just not worth it to me

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