Volunteer position for Bigfoot research project.
This Fall. In Texas.
Safety not guaranteed.
Must have strong work ethic and some camping skills.
Reward: Fame
Visit Human-Bait.com to apply
Human Bait Needed
200% Guarantee
Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.
Signup!
Be the first to hear about new products and new sightings.
We Care!
Squatch Away!® is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
Squatch Away!® has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Streetsboro, Ohio
Sounds interesting. Surely you would be allowed to carry a firearm, in case the thing wants to carry you away as a pet, a mate or as food.
I am very very large
I would be able to eat Kentucky fried chicken and not bathe for additional bait value.
I also would require beer 🍺
Thanks
I hope its for a pet or food 🤣🤣
Man there are stories that I consider credible just because of the clear trauma plastered all over the victim as they tell their story.
I should apply, I’ve been told I’m quite a master baiter.
Good one!!
I’ve been his bait before without trying. Want to see it agin. Have great skills for staying for days in the woods and have all my own things.
I just want to go camping and if Bigfoot makes an appearance then so be it, if not then I’ll have had a fun time camping.
I’ve seen him in Montana. Was on a 2 week trip in the yellow stone… I got pictures but never posted for government reasons. It’s worth a fortune and I don’t wanna die over it like people believing in space ships and aliens… Just not worth it to me
Sure.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. And I was camping with my girlfriend Morgan Fairchild.
I like to join a team before research I’m real good at camping in woods making fires fishing
I have nothing to lose. Count me in
I am interested sign me up.
I’m afraid of outdoors, scared of campfires, allergic to tents. Bigfoot is too hairy I think I will stay home.
I’m a long line wolf trapper and spend most of my time in remote areas. I have excellent survival skills and can survive anywhere.
I’ve been doing online dating. I’m ready for this
I have already rescued an alien from Area 51, so why not. I have equipment so please send details.
Why not? I’m slow and docile will make easy target.
I love to join the team I’m part Indian and I love to camp and hunt and fish and have seen a bigfoot my self when I was younger. I use bow and arrows and I have a part wolf and German shepherd that camps with me
Please advise reporting date and location…assume all needed equipment will be supplied.
Shoot I would love to do this. Can I bring my ghost hunting equipment with me..
Sure! I’m in! But if my hairy legged ex-wife shows up, then i’m out!
Something fun and interesting….count me in
LoL….. scroll down there is a picture of Ronald Reagan but it says the guys name is B Hoff from Charlotte North Carolina 😂😆😆😆
Hell I’ll do it
I have been considering a career change, and could use some excitement and a challenge.
I’m in if it’s not to late! Maybe my blonde hair will get Bigfoots attention…. Like King Kong! Just don’t let him carry me to far away!
Count me in! Seriously!
I am well trained and fitted to be bait. if the position is open I was wondering about the details. mostly about how the situation works. do I get to prance back and forth doing some kind of call. sounds like good times anyway. hit me back about pay scale and what not.
Seriously guys, this is a total put on.
Hell yeah where do I sign up
I would sign up also
Sure what’s the worst that could happen? I’m gonna do it anyway.