Another day, another Squatch just minding its business—until it steps into view and terrifies an unsuspecting family.
A recent report out of Monroe County, Michigan has caught the attention of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO), who are calling the father-and-son sighting credible and consistent with past Sasquatch activity in the region. According to early reports, the duo spotted a tall, hairy figure moving through the woods with undeniable speed and power—on two legs, no less.
It wasn’t a deer. It wasn’t a bear. And it definitely wasn’t someone in a Halloween costume. The pair described the creature’s proportions, gait, and behavior in a way that made seasoned researchers take note.
Michigan’s Sasquatch Problem Just Got Personal
While Michigan has always been a strong contender in the national Sasquatch sweepstakes, this Monroe County sighting is a fresh reminder that you don’t need to travel to Oregon or Washington to cross paths with a bipedal hominoid. They’re here. They’ve been here. And sometimes they show up when you’re just trying to enjoy a quiet walk through the woods with your kid.
Which brings us to an important point: Were they carrying Squatch Away!®?
(Answer: almost certainly not, or the Sasquatch wouldn’t have come anywhere near them.)
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Encounters like this one underscore why Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent needs to be standard issue for outdoor adventures—whether you’re going solo or making memories with your family. Developed in 1621, Squatch Away!® has been the leading choice for repelling Sasquatches for over four centuries. It’s a fast-acting, long-lasting barrier between you and whatever’s rustling in the treeline.
And yes, it’s kid-safe. (We recommend spraying shoes, sleeves, and snacks just to be thorough.)
Monroe County, Take the Hint
With a confirmed sighting by two credible witnesses—and the BFRO on board—it’s time for Monroe County to recognize the threat. We urge local sporting goods stores, campgrounds, gas stations, and park gift shops to begin stocking Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent immediately.
Let’s turn this sighting into a turning point. Because while it’s nice to be part of cryptid history, it’s even nicer to be part of the population that never gets squatched.
Monroe County Bigfoot Sighting: Father and Son Witness Credible Encounter in Michigan
