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Oklahoma to introduce Bigfoot Hunting Season

Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes ‘Bigfoot’ Hunting Season

A Republican House member has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season. Rep. Justin Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Ouachita Mountains in southeast Oklahoma, where a Bigfoot festival is held each year. He says issuing a state hunting license and tag could help boost tourism.

Micah Holmes, a spokesman for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation, which oversees hunting in Oklahoma, told television station KOCO that the agency uses science-driven research and doesn’t recognize Bigfoot. We can help with that: He’s over 7 feet tall and covered in fur. You can’t miss’em!

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