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Legislation concerning Bigfoot
Now that some jurisdictions are offering multi-million dollar awards for the capture of a Sasquatch, the inevitable question rises: Is it legal to use Squatch Away!® to drive game to a capture point? The fact is that the laws on driving and baiting differ from state to state, and even municipality to municipality, so after … Read more
Due to heavy rainfall and flooding in the state, the Squatch have been restless in seeking their food supplies, and this has caused the State Department of Resources to issue a Sasquatch Alert. If you’re in Kentucky, you’ll want to stock up on Squatch Away!® spray to send him on his way. And pass the … Read more
Oklahoma Lawmaker Proposes ‘Bigfoot’ Hunting Season A Republican House member has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season. Rep. Justin Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Ouachita Mountains in southeast Oklahoma, where a Bigfoot festival is held each year. He says issuing a state hunting license and tag could help boost tourism. … Read more
The supervisors of a county in California recently had a lengthy debate over whether or not to pass a resolution that would punish any individuals who purposely kill a Bigfoot. The strange matter came up during an otherwise routine meeting of the Trinity County Board of Supervisors last week. Alongside mundane governmental issues such as … Read more
A haunting Appalachian Mountain swamp well known to Bigfoot researchers has been purchased by a land conservancy in North Carolina for protection. Foothills Conservancy of North Carolina says it closed on the 17 acres in Burke County in December, with the help of money from a private donor. Multiple Bigfoot sightings have been reported in … Read more
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Squatch Away!® is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
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T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Streetsboro, Ohio