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Using Squatch Away to Collect Bigfoot Bounties

Now that some jurisdictions are offering multi-million dollar awards for the capture of a Sasquatch, the inevitable question rises: Is it legal to use Squatch Away!® to drive game to a capture point?

The fact is that the laws on driving and baiting differ from state to state, and even municipality to municipality, so after consulting with Rufus T. Firefly, our legal advisor, we strongly suggest you consult the local game laws yourself before deploying Squatch Away!® in these circumstances. We cannot be held responsible for the illegal use of our product to collect huge bounties.

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