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“Stick Indian” – BEWARE!

The Northwest Indian tribes, particularly the Salish, have a tale of a particularly malevolent and dangerous being that dwells deep in the forests of the Northwest. They are known primarily as Stick Indians. Physically, their description changes from tribe to tribe. Many legends acknowledge that they at least somewhat resemble other Native Americans. For example, the majority of tribes describe are about as tall as any other Native Americans. However, this isn’t universally true for example the Nez Perces call them little people. The Salish and several other tribes say that Stick Indians resemble our idea of Bigfoot…

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