Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Kentucky Issues Sasquatch Alert!

Due to heavy rainfall and flooding in the state, the Squatch have been restless in seeking their food supplies, and this has caused the State Department of Resources to issue a Sasquatch Alert.

If you’re in Kentucky, you’ll want to stock up on Squatch Away!® spray to send him on his way. And pass the alert on to your friends!

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