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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Kentucky Issues Sasquatch Alert!

Due to heavy rainfall and flooding in the state, the Squatch have been restless in seeking their food supplies, and this has caused the State Department of Resources to issue a Sasquatch Alert.

If you’re in Kentucky, you’ll want to stock up on Squatch Away!® spray to send him on his way. And pass the alert on to your friends!

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