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Bigfoot in East Kelowna?

Kelowna man claims to have found large footprint on his property

“Be careful out there East K, had some possible Sasquatch prints in my yard this morning. I’m on June Springs. Woke up to my garbage can torn to pieces and my fence gate snapped. Anyone else come across some sort of animal last night or could identify this print. Totally weird if you ask me.”

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