Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Squatch Away!® Baseball Cap


One size fits most Forest Green Squatch Away!® Baseball Cap with your favorite Sasquatch repellent logo on it! Adjustable velcro closure for comfortable fit for most humans.

All of our baseball caps are hand dipped in our proprietary Mythophobuim™ solution*.  Guaranteed to repel Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

Be the envy of all of your squatchin’ friends, even though you’re the one who’s keeping bigfoot away.

*Mythophobuim™ coating wears off after 37 washings. For full repellent assurance, use our Mythophobuim™ aerosol Sasquatch Repellents.

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.
SKU: SA-CAP Category:

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Weight 10 oz


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