Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad.

Squatch Away!® T-Shirt


Forest Green 100% Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirt with your favorite Sasquatch repellent logo on it! All of our t-shirts are hand dipped in our proprietary Mythophobuim™ solution*.  Guaranteed to repel Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

Be the envy of all of your squatchin’ friends, even though you’re the one who’s keeping bigfoot away.

*Mythophobuim™ coating wears off after 37 washings. For full repellent assurance, use our Mythophobuim™ aerosol Sasquatch Repellents.


All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.
SKU: SA-T-SHIRT Category:

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Weight 10 oz

Youth Small, Youth Medium, Youth Large, Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large, Adult XL, Adult 2XL


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