200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club
Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Squatch Away!® T-Shirt

$24.99

Forest Green 100% Cotton Short Sleeve T-Shirt with your favorite Sasquatch repellent logo on it! All of our t-shirts are hand dipped in our proprietary Mythophobuim™ solution*.  Guaranteed to repel Bipedal Hominoids that may cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness.

Be the envy of all of your squatchin’ friends, even though you’re the one who’s keeping bigfoot away.

*Mythophobuim™ coating wears off after 37 washings. For full repellent assurance, use our Mythophobuim™ aerosol Sasquatch Repellents.

 

Clear
All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.
SKU: SA-T-SHIRT Category:

Additional information

Weight 10 oz
Size

Youth Small, Youth Medium, Youth Large, Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large, Adult XL, Adult 2XL

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