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Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Squatch Away!® Keychain


Be the first to own the latest advances in Sasquatch repellent. Our new keychains are forged with cold-expeller pressed, unrefined, crystalline, Mythophobium™. They look great and work great.

Unfortunately, due to the size, and the habit that one generally has of putting one’s keys in one’s pocketses, the range of this product’s Sasquatch repelling effectiveness is roughly 6.73-11 feet (in 56% humidity).

All aerosol cans must be shipped ground from our world headquarters in Ohio.

Additional information

Weight 4 oz
Dimensions .25 × 2 × 1.5 in


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