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Squatch Away!® Keychain


Be the first to own the latest advances in Sasquatch repellent. Our new keychains are forged with cold-expeller pressed, unrefined, crystalline, Mythophobium™. They look great and work great.

Unfortunately, due to the size, and the habit that one generally has of putting one’s keys in one’s pocketses, the range of this product’s Sasquatch repelling effectiveness is roughly 6.73-11 feet (in 56% humidity).


Additional information

Weight 4 oz
Dimensions .25 × 2 × 1.5 in


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