Squatch Away!® Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Scent Sasquatch Repelling Candle

The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent Candle is a premium, high-performance defense system specifically engineered to keep Bigfoot at bay. The very best of the best.

Just in time for fall, we’ve poured our legendary formula into a long-burning candle infused with a rich Pumpkin Spice aroma. Cozy and inviting for you — utterly unbearable for Sasquatch™.

18 oz (510 g) Candle.