Squatch Away!® Original Fresh Pine Scent Sasquatch Repelling Candle

The Very Best
SASQUATCH REPELLENT

Long Lasting Protection From
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or Abominable Snowman

Repels Bipedal Hominoids that may cause
intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness™

At Squatch Away!®, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Sasquatch in our lives. This formula makes use of the rare earth mineral, Mythophobium™. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.

We’ve specially formulated Squatch Away!™ with a delightful pine aroma. Delightful to you, but repellent to Sasquatch™.

Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent is designed to protect you from the big hairy beasts that are trying to ruin your outdoor retreat. It is a long lasting protection that should be used throughout the entire year. It is a simple and hassle free way to get the peace of mind you deserve while you get away from civilization.

When Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent Candle was first perfected back in 1621, it immediately became the warmest, most comforting way to send Bigfoot packing. Now, Squatch Away!® has taken things even further with a longer-burning, more potent candle formula that fills the air with an impenetrable anti-Sasquatch barrier. This is the only anti–bipedal hominoid candle on the market with a 200% guarantee. Just light the wick, and within minutes Bigfoot, Yeti, and their shifty cousins will be hoofing it for the hills.

18 oz (510 g) Candle.