Recent reports out of British Columbia are making waves in the Bigfoot community. According to Irish Star’s article, cryptozoologist Brittany Barbieri and her team have uncovered evidence suggesting that Sasquatch families are alive, well, and breeding in the dense, untamed Canadian forests. That’s right—these elusive bipedal hominoids may not be lone wanderers after all.
Barbieri, featured in the Discovery series Lost Monster Files, reports that the Canadian wilderness provides the perfect environment for Sasquatch packs to thrive undetected. Her team even collected possible Sasquatch hair samples using barbed wire, leading to speculation that younger members of these “tribes” are increasingly active in the region. If you’re outdoorsy and planning to explore these forests, this information should stop you dead in your hiking-boot tracks.
What Does This Mean for You?
While Sasquatches are infamous for their shyness, a growing population means they could become more territorial. More Sasquatch families means a greater chance of unexpected—and frankly, terrifying—encounters. Now, more than ever, you need to arm yourself with the only repellent proven effective for over 400 years: Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent.
Our primary tagline says it best:
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Whether you’re hiking through British Columbia, camping in the Rockies, or just strolling through a particularly suspicious stretch of forest, Squatch Away!® ensures you can enjoy the great outdoors without uninvited guests.
Stay Safe, Stay Smell-Free
Skeptics may ask, “But does it smell bad like other repellents?” Absolutely not. As we always say:
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Spread the Word
If you’re as concerned as we are about this Sasquatch baby boom, don’t forget to spread the message. And if you happen to visit any outdoor outfitters, gift shops, or wilderness museums in British Columbia, politely remind them to stock Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent. It’s not just a product—it’s peace of mind in a can.
So before you head into those Canadian forests, remember: more Sasquatches = more reasons to carry Squatch Away!®. You’ll thank us later.
