Here at Squatch Away!®, we know the importance of quality protection from bipedal hominoids- that’s why we work tirelessly to formulate the very best Sasquatch repellent that money can buy.
Meet the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps! This disciplined group operates across the world, all with one purpose: testing Squatch Away!® out in the real world. These dedicated men and women put their lives on the line so people like you can enjoy Sasquatch-free lives. If it weren’t for the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps, you can bet that Squatch Away!®, as you and I know it, would not exist.
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