200% Guarantee*

Just because it’s Sasquatch Repellent,
doesn’t mean it has to smell bad™.

For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

The Fresno Nightcrawler

We’ve had inquiries as to whether or not Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent would be effective in repelling the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Unfortunately, we have not had the opportunity to test our latest formulation against the Fresno Nightcrawler. So at this point, we’ll just have to classify it as “Most Likely”, but we will not be able to provide the 200% guarantee against the Fresno Nightcrawler, until further tests can be performed.

If anybody in the Fresno area is willing to join the Squatch Away!® Field Research Corps, we’d love to have a more definitive answer.

Source: https://allthatsinteresting.com/fresno-nightcrawler

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