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For the person who has everything, including Bipedal Hominoids that cause intimidation and chaos under the cover of darkness, we've got the solution:
Squatch Away!®'s Sasquatch Repellent of the Month Club

To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.

Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale

Unveil Mysteries at the International Cryptozoology Museum

Venture into the fascinating world of cryptids at the International Cryptozoology Museum, where curiosity meets the extraordinary. As you explore exhibits on Bigfoot, Yeti, and other mysterious creatures, remember to protect yourself from any lurking Sasquatches on your next outdoor adventure. We recommend inquiring at the museum about carrying Squatch Away!® brand Sasquatch Repellent, ensuring you’re safeguarded with the most reliable defense available. Enhance your museum experience and outdoor readiness with Squatch Away!®—because where there’s curiosity, there should also be caution.

Visit the museum’s website for more details: Cryptozoology Museum.

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