To celebrate our 400th year, Use the code BFCM2021 to receive a 400 cent ($4) discount
on all of our aerosol repellents, with the purchase of 2 or more cans.
“Given the scientific evidence that I have examined, I’m convinced there’s a creature out there that is yet to be identified,” said Jeff Meldrum, a professor of anatomy and anthropology at Idaho State University in Pocatello.
Our Guarantee: If a Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominable Snowman, Ohio Grassman, Yowie, Lake Worth Monster, Fouke Monster, Boggy Creek Monster, Swamp Stalker, Dogman, or Bigfoot bothers you or your belongings after properly applying Squatch Away!® we'll send you two cans of our latest formulation.
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Squatch Away!® is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about Squatch Away!® is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you Squatch Away!®, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my Squatch Away!® hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have Squatch Away!® to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
Squatch Away!® has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using Squatch Away!® Sasquatch Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Streetsboro, Ohio
Hello. Someone said to me that bigfoot doesn’t exist because someone with hunting dogs would have already got one caught. He said that there are dogs that are not afraid of anything. And I didn’t know how to answer that. What would you have said?
I tried researching it on the internet but nothing to be found.
Thanks
Hi Sally,
We’d like to think that no one can catch Bigfoot because of the effectiveness of our Sasquatch repellent. Dogs may not be afraid of anything, but they can’t very well catch what isn’t there. Maybe if the usage Squatch Away!® were to cease completely, dogs may be able to find Bigfoot, but even that seems far-fetched. Dogs are great when it comes to tracking normal creatures, but cryptozoological beings are another matter entirely.
All the best,
The Squatchbusters at Squatch Away!®