For over four centuries, Squatch Away!® has stood as a bastion of protection against the elusive and sometimes intrusive Sasquatch. As we celebrate our 402nd year, we’re reminded of our humble beginnings and the legendary endorsement by none other than Lewis and Clark. Our legacy is not just in longevity but in innovation—constantly improving our formula to ensure you, your pets, and your property remain unbothered by Bigfoot and its kin.
Our commitment goes beyond repellent; we care for the environment, crafting a product that safeguards you without disturbing the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus. And we’ve also infused a little joy into our product line with limited-edition scents like Rose for Valentine’s Day, Wassail for Christmas, and Pumpkin Spice for Fall—because repelling Sasquatch shouldn’t have to smell bad!
Our confidence in our product is as immense as the creatures it deters. That’s why we offer a 200% Guarantee—if a Sasquatch dares to defy our repellent, we’ll double down and send you two cans of our latest formulation. But don’t just take our word for it; our customers’ testimonials speak volumes. From lifesaving hats to cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ hoodies, our merchandise is as effective as it is stylish.
Join us as we continue to celebrate our history, our successes, and most importantly, our community of Sasquatch-free believers. Remember, with Squatch Away!®, it’s one spray… and they’re away! Keep calm ’cause Bigfoot’s gone™.
Contact us toll-free at (844) 936-1113 or order online. Your peace of mind is just a spray away!
Stay curious, stay prepared, and most importantly, stay Squatch-free!
